[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

[cannotemotealie]

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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[cannotemotealie]

Because YOU TWO JUST HAD LIKE 30 COMMENTS BITCHING ABOUT HOW KIRK DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND HOW LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HARD I actually have a fuckin' form for your fights and they always follow perfectly.


Also I don't need y'all getting into a huge fistfight at my party an' trashin' the place, 'cos I know you can.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I wouldn't get in a fistfight with him.

[cannotemotealie]

Are you sure?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

No. Why would I bother with that when I could taser him with my hands, or kill him with my mind, or a variety of other things that would be far more efficient than my fists.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...Oh. That's comforting. You're really encouraging him to drop this.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I was just saying.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Look, just.

Promise you aren't going to try and kill me at his party and I'll promise I won't sock you in the face - as badly as I want to - and this will all be behind us. That's all he wants.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I had no intention of trying to kill you.


unless that's what you want.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No. I don't want you to kill me, and I'm not like you where I say one thing and mean I want you to do the exact opposite either, so don't get any ideas.

I promise I'll try my best not to let it come to blows at his party.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean? Why do you want to fight me so badly?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I don't want to fight you.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I think you do.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just explain that, unlike you, when I say something, I don't actually mean the opposite? I don't want to fight you, Sylar, but that doesn't mean I agree with you 100%.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect you to. But I also didn't know the only thing keeping you going was your desire to get in a fistfight with me.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

It's not! Are you even listening to me?!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to fight you!

[cannotemotealie]

WOULD YOU TWO STOP MAKING PETTY FUCKING FIGHTS BECAUSE I CANNOT HAVE PEOPLE GETTING ARRESTED AT THIS THING AND THAT IS WHY I AM TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS TO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING FOR JUST TWO WEEKS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A GODDAMNED POT PIE!!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait ...You have a formula for our fights?

[cannotemotealie]

Well not LITERALLY a formula but I can usually tell when y'all are gonna start verbally throwin' down over whatever the fuck y'all decide to get on the topic of. Today it was birthdays, last week it was racism, the week before that you two were married so EVERYTHIN' was a fight...

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

We didn't fight over birthdays today. He just got pissed because he tells me one thing and expects me to do another.

[cannotemotealie]

We didn't fight over birthdays today.
birthdays today.
today.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You don't get to criticize arguments when you don't understand the reasoning behind them. He dropped it. Conversation over. It's not a problem, anymore.

[cannotemotealie]

Uh huh.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

And, I'm sure Sylar will agree that there are no hard feelings over most of our past arguments because we work them out.