[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

[cannotemotealie]

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

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[cannotemotealie]

Don't give me that shit, dude.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

What shit? I didn't say anything! I don't know why this is even happening.

[cannotemotealie]

Because YOU TWO JUST HAD LIKE 30 COMMENTS BITCHING ABOUT HOW KIRK DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND HOW LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HARD I actually have a fuckin' form for your fights and they always follow perfectly.


Also I don't need y'all getting into a huge fistfight at my party an' trashin' the place, 'cos I know you can.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Whatever. I wouldn't get in a fistfight with him.

[cannotemotealie]

Are you sure?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

No. Why would I bother with that when I could taser him with my hands, or kill him with my mind, or a variety of other things that would be far more efficient than my fists.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...Oh. That's comforting. You're really encouraging him to drop this.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I was just saying.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait ...You have a formula for our fights?

[cannotemotealie]

Well not LITERALLY a formula but I can usually tell when y'all are gonna start verbally throwin' down over whatever the fuck y'all decide to get on the topic of. Today it was birthdays, last week it was racism, the week before that you two were married so EVERYTHIN' was a fight...

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

We didn't fight over birthdays today. He just got pissed because he tells me one thing and expects me to do another.

[cannotemotealie]

We didn't fight over birthdays today.
birthdays today.
today.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You don't get to criticize arguments when you don't understand the reasoning behind them. He dropped it. Conversation over. It's not a problem, anymore.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You've got to be kidding me.

[cannotemotealie]

Man, I am so sick an' tired of you two constantly callin' each other out, it ain't even funny anymore.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

And your solution was Emoticon-brand couples counseling. What exactly do you mean by "calling each other out", anyway?

[cannotemotealie]

It's like, dude look at your last sets of comments! It's all fun an' games an' then y'all are either bitchin' about Sylar killin' people or about your birthday or whatever an' MY solution is for y'all to stop doin' it publicly 'cos it makes everyone look bad.

Mostly 'cos I know how this shit'll develop an' I don't need that RN.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

What do you mean "how this shit will develop"?

[cannotemotealie]

Fistfight, or I guess because Sylar is suddenly Superman it'll be mind flayin' or somethin'.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Getting in a fight is how all good friendships develop. It's like a rite of passage.

[cannotemotealie]

Maybe on Alderaan but not at my place.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I've always been Superman. Is this news to you?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Superman was a good guy.

[cannotemotealie]

Honestly I don't really pay attention.