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cannotemotealie ([personal profile] cannotemotealie) wrote2009-10-20 08:46 pm
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[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2009-10-21 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Don't give me that shit, dude.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You've got to be kidding me.

[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
What shit? I didn't say anything! I don't know why this is even happening.
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[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2009-10-21 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Man, I am so sick an' tired of you two constantly callin' each other out, it ain't even funny anymore.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
And your solution was Emoticon-brand couples counseling. What exactly do you mean by "calling each other out", anyway?
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[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2009-10-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Because YOU TWO JUST HAD LIKE 30 COMMENTS BITCHING ABOUT HOW KIRK DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND HOW LIFE IS SOOOOOOOOOO HARD I actually have a fuckin' form for your fights and they always follow perfectly.


Also I don't need y'all getting into a huge fistfight at my party an' trashin' the place, 'cos I know you can.

[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever. I wouldn't get in a fistfight with him.
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[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2009-10-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
It's like, dude look at your last sets of comments! It's all fun an' games an' then y'all are either bitchin' about Sylar killin' people or about your birthday or whatever an' MY solution is for y'all to stop doin' it publicly 'cos it makes everyone look bad.

Mostly 'cos I know how this shit'll develop an' I don't need that RN.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Wait wait wait ...You have a formula for our fights?
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[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2009-10-21 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean "how this shit will develop"?
cannotemotealie: (;-$)

[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2009-10-21 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well not LITERALLY a formula but I can usually tell when y'all are gonna start verbally throwin' down over whatever the fuck y'all decide to get on the topic of. Today it was birthdays, last week it was racism, the week before that you two were married so EVERYTHIN' was a fight...

[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
No. Why would I bother with that when I could taser him with my hands, or kill him with my mind, or a variety of other things that would be far more efficient than my fists.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh. That's comforting. You're really encouraging him to drop this.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
We didn't fight over birthdays today. He just got pissed because he tells me one thing and expects me to do another.

[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
I was just saying.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Look, just.

Promise you aren't going to try and kill me at his party and I'll promise I won't sock you in the face - as badly as I want to - and this will all be behind us. That's all he wants.
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[personal profile] cannotemotealie 2009-10-21 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Fistfight, or I guess because Sylar is suddenly Superman it'll be mind flayin' or somethin'.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Getting in a fight is how all good friendships develop. It's like a rite of passage.

[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I had no intention of trying to kill you.


unless that's what you want.

[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've always been Superman. Is this news to you?

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
No. I don't want you to kill me, and I'm not like you where I say one thing and mean I want you to do the exact opposite either, so don't get any ideas.

I promise I'll try my best not to let it come to blows at his party.

[identity profile] yeswedo.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Superman was a good guy.

[identity profile] intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com 2009-10-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
What does that even mean? Why do you want to fight me so badly?
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