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[cannotemotealie]

"You know the drill, folks."

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

emo. emo you need to go check the community.

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[cannotemotealie]

wat am i looking 4??

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

the anon post asking idk how to flirt or something. point is read the comments. and dont say anything okay! let me have this one. i just know youre going to get a kick out of it. i know i am.

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[cannotemotealie]

asdfgs lol omg dude that is fuckin omg he is gonna kill u 4 sho now tho u know that rite

untraceable white noise phone call SYLAR JUST KEEPS TRYING

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Did Jim tell you about last night or something and now you're both giving me the cold shoulder? I would have expected that out of him, but not you. Seriously, if you get this can you just... talk to me?

SYLAR ;_;

[cannotemotealie]

Who the fuck is this? It ain't funny, you sonofabitch, not today!

HIS LIFE IS SO HARD :(

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

IT'S ME, ASSHOLE! WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD CALL YOU?! DO YOU EVEN HAVE FRIENDS BESIDES ME AND JIM?!

[cannotemotealie]

[THE STATIC IS FREAKING HIM OUT] If you're the motherfucker wandering around my place I'm no goddamned scream queen and I don't even fucking like horror movies, so this shit is retarded! Leave me the fuck alone! YOU HEAR ME? SAY SOMETHING, MOTHERFUCKER!

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

get a world hop onto the enterprise sylar is coming over and were getting drunk i know you have your mask back if my entire goddamn ship is back.

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[cannotemotealie]

FUCK YEAH uhh idk if i can lemme see what i can do.

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

i will personally call your sheriff if that is what it takes to get your ass up here.

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[cannotemotealie]

shed kick ur ass dude no lie. imma comin bitch.

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

EMO IM SO BORED BONES IS DOING THIS STUPID HARASSMENT SEMINAR I DONT WANT TO BE HERE.

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[cannotemotealie]

...y is he even

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

well it was actually my fault that we have to do it anyway but that's not the point

the point is that i'm BORED.

[text;] what is that random fucking semicolon for

[cannotemotealie]

lol rly so surprised

uhhh idk wat u want bro! tell him 2 take off his shirt? hit on the example babe? lmao kanye his ass?

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

I told you all he was insane, and still a killer. I'll bet you all wish you had believed me now instead of jumping all over me for calling your precious friend out for what he really is.

I hope he kills you all. You deserve it.

[click 8)]

[dreamsonaplane.livejournal.com]

who are you and why do you keep texting this number

[cannotemotealie]

im the batman

[cannotemotealie]

wait no wrong skinny nerdy white boy sry

[dreamsonaplane.livejournal.com]

i'm too rich to get that reference.

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[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

Hi. Hi. Uh.

I never got yoru name, creepy video-san

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[cannotemotealie]

its emo
except his was ben

but idk who u r, so y dont u inlighten me?? :-)

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[red-army-btrfly.livejournal.com]

I'm Jiá Xuan. Except in Morprokina it's Prettyy Butterfly, but erveybody thinks that sounds stulpid.

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[cannotemotealie]

morprinnka??? either way thats pretty enough 4 me
no pun intended lmao idk how to pronounce chinese