[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

[cannotemotealie]

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Look, just.

Promise you aren't going to try and kill me at his party and I'll promise I won't sock you in the face - as badly as I want to - and this will all be behind us. That's all he wants.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I had no intention of trying to kill you.


unless that's what you want.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No. I don't want you to kill me, and I'm not like you where I say one thing and mean I want you to do the exact opposite either, so don't get any ideas.

I promise I'll try my best not to let it come to blows at his party.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

What does that even mean? Why do you want to fight me so badly?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I don't want to fight you.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I think you do.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just explain that, unlike you, when I say something, I don't actually mean the opposite? I don't want to fight you, Sylar, but that doesn't mean I agree with you 100%.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect you to. But I also didn't know the only thing keeping you going was your desire to get in a fistfight with me.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

It's not! Are you even listening to me?!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to fight you!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to fight you, either! I'm just saying that saying it is apparently important to Emo, so promising that we wouldn't get in a fight at his party is not that hard.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

It isn't but you just saying you'll "try your best" isn't exactly promising!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, because I'm not going to promise I won't and give you a free pass to be as much of a dick as you want! You have way too much ammunition for that.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

And because I said I wouldn't instead of saying "I'll try my best", does that give you a free pass to be a dick to me?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

No.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

But if we're going by your logic, apparently it does.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I don't have the same penchant for low blows that you do.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

When have I delivered a low blow?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...Nevermind, forget it. It's not a big deal, anyway. I promise I won't pick a fight at the Halloween party.

[cannotemotealie]

WOULD YOU TWO STOP MAKING PETTY FUCKING FIGHTS BECAUSE I CANNOT HAVE PEOPLE GETTING ARRESTED AT THIS THING AND THAT IS WHY I AM TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS TO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING FOR JUST TWO WEEKS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A GODDAMNED POT PIE!!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...

[cannotemotealie]

Tu comprendes, motherfucker?

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah, I get it.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

FINE!

[cannotemotealie]

THANK YOU!