[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

[cannotemotealie]

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

WHO CARES?

[cannotemotealie]

Honestly I don't really pay attention.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Whatever. If I were you, this is where I'd pull out that "the more you know" picture.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I don't want to fight you.

[cannotemotealie]

We didn't fight over birthdays today.
birthdays today.
today.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

You don't get to criticize arguments when you don't understand the reasoning behind them. He dropped it. Conversation over. It's not a problem, anymore.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I think you do.

[cannotemotealie]

Maybe on Alderaan but not at my place.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Didn't I just explain that, unlike you, when I say something, I don't actually mean the opposite? I don't want to fight you, Sylar, but that doesn't mean I agree with you 100%.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

What the hell is Alderaan?

[cannotemotealie]

Uh huh.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I didn't expect you to. But I also didn't know the only thing keeping you going was your desire to get in a fistfight with me.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

It's not! Are you even listening to me?!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Jim. I can always count on you.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to fight you!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

And, I'm sure Sylar will agree that there are no hard feelings over most of our past arguments because we work them out.

[cannotemotealie]

WOULD YOU TWO STOP MAKING PETTY FUCKING FIGHTS BECAUSE I CANNOT HAVE PEOPLE GETTING ARRESTED AT THIS THING AND THAT IS WHY I AM TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS TO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING FOR JUST TWO WEEKS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A GODDAMNED POT PIE!!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Just trying to be there to support you. I know how much it means to you.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

FINE!

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to fight you, either! I'm just saying that saying it is apparently important to Emo, so promising that we wouldn't get in a fight at his party is not that hard.

[cannotemotealie]

THANK YOU!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

[cannotemotealie]

Tu comprendes, motherfucker?