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[cannotemotealie]

"You know the drill, folks."

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

emo. emo you need to go check the community.

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[cannotemotealie]

wat am i looking 4??

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

the anon post asking idk how to flirt or something. point is read the comments. and dont say anything okay! let me have this one. i just know youre going to get a kick out of it. i know i am.

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[cannotemotealie]

asdfgs lol omg dude that is fuckin omg he is gonna kill u 4 sho now tho u know that rite

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

i told the kid id give her an example of flirting i didnt expect sylar to go for it man.

you dont think he will really kill me, right??? i mean. he could. seriously.

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[cannotemotealie]

dude atm if he tries i wont let him he shouldnt be so easy 2 plz. ill point out my place so if u 2 needa fight u can there so nobody gets arrested by ossifer bluberries. lmao he is such the bitch ur comin on super strong 2 dude btw

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

should i back off or keep pushing him do you think?

and awesome im glad you have my back man even though he could probably like kill us both with his brain but whatever.

did i ever tell you he cleaned the kitchen with his mind? weird as shit.

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[cannotemotealie]

uhhh idk i mean 4 the poster i think u should keep goin. n idc if he can kill us both he wont we r the only peeps on the planet who like him beyond his gf who fucked him over or somthin??? n lmao that sounds like harry potter or disney shit man did he have singin birds w/ him

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

right its my civic duty to provide this 12-year-old girl with an example of flirting. and he'll forgive me one day.

i think that was too gay for even the community to manage.

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[cannotemotealie]

dude that was so fucking gay udek wow i think u just saved the lives of over 9000 fairies in fairieland

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

man i think i just got rejected. :(

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[cannotemotealie]

HURRY COMPLIMENT HIS EYES

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

but his eyes arent that great. i actually meant what i said about his hair.

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[cannotemotealie]

lol dude thats rly gay.

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

no, gay is how seriously he took me. like i really wanted him to leave his girlfriend so we could have sex? thats messed up, im not that bad. you dont think im that bad, do you?

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[cannotemotealie]

lmao no dude. i kinda feel bad tho he dont always take jokes lightly u kno? thats why i got so pissy bout u 2 fightin n shit cos he can get 2 srs n u... dont u kno?

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

...im so fucked.

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[cannotemotealie]

get on ur knees n beg forgiveness bro.


i could always step in :-)

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[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

no. i'm not including you on the filter anymore, it's too messed up. he doesn't need to know you could see any of it.

untraceable white noise phone call SYLAR JUST KEEPS TRYING

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Did Jim tell you about last night or something and now you're both giving me the cold shoulder? I would have expected that out of him, but not you. Seriously, if you get this can you just... talk to me?

SYLAR ;_;

[cannotemotealie]

Who the fuck is this? It ain't funny, you sonofabitch, not today!

HIS LIFE IS SO HARD :(

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

IT'S ME, ASSHOLE! WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD CALL YOU?! DO YOU EVEN HAVE FRIENDS BESIDES ME AND JIM?!

[cannotemotealie]

[THE STATIC IS FREAKING HIM OUT] If you're the motherfucker wandering around my place I'm no goddamned scream queen and I don't even fucking like horror movies, so this shit is retarded! Leave me the fuck alone! YOU HEAR ME? SAY SOMETHING, MOTHERFUCKER!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I AM SAYING SOMETHING! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!

[cannotemotealie]

That's it, motherfucker - if you try this shit again, I'mma take a GD pipe to your kneecaps! Stop this shit!

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