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[cannotemotealie]

"You know the drill, folks."

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SYLAR ;_;

[cannotemotealie]

Who the fuck is this? It ain't funny, you sonofabitch, not today!

HIS LIFE IS SO HARD :(

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

IT'S ME, ASSHOLE! WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD CALL YOU?! DO YOU EVEN HAVE FRIENDS BESIDES ME AND JIM?!

[cannotemotealie]

[THE STATIC IS FREAKING HIM OUT] If you're the motherfucker wandering around my place I'm no goddamned scream queen and I don't even fucking like horror movies, so this shit is retarded! Leave me the fuck alone! YOU HEAR ME? SAY SOMETHING, MOTHERFUCKER!

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I AM SAYING SOMETHING! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!

[cannotemotealie]

That's it, motherfucker - if you try this shit again, I'mma take a GD pipe to your kneecaps! Stop this shit!

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