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[cannotemotealie]

YO, I need a list of bros and hos I'm buyin' xmas gifts for. Or Hanukkah or whatever. No Kwanzaa bullshit though. So yeah, comment here an' we'll see what I can do.

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[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

You have to tell me what you want for Christmas.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Me.

There's your entire list for you.

[cannotemotealie]

LOL, wow, uh. You got hit with the virus, huh?

Girl, all I need is giftcards.

[cannotemotealie]

OK so a book about how to tone down the narcissism, got it.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Can't that wait until my next birthday?

[cannotemotealie]

You seem like you're in desperate need of it RN.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

Then I want two presents.

[cannotemotealie]

The fuck do I look like, a black Daddy Warbucks?

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

If I say yes, will I get two presents?

[cannotemotealie]

Only if you dye your hair red and sing for me.

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I'll pass.

[cannotemotealie]

One present it is! :-)

[intuitivelyapt.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll have to let this one go.

[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but at least I'm not pregnant anymore, right?

Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

[cannotemotealie]

Good point. Being a dude is a million times better than being pregnant.

What about you?

[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that....okay, maybe yeah. Being pregnant sucked.

Gift cards are good for me too.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

... I'd ask what you want, but I don't think I'm technically allowed since it would probably have advanced tech ...

I might be able to hook you up with a phaser?

[cannotemotealie]

LMAO, sure thing. Lemme know what kinda shops you like.

[cannotemotealie]

Phasers are fuckin' awesome, NGL. But it's not a good idea for me to have weapons in the house, in case somebody decides to play Scooby Doo.

Man, I just realized nothin' we got here is gonna be worth it to a man from ~THE FUTURE~.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Dude you don't need to get me anything, anyway.

... How about a communicator? I mean, it won't work, but ... you know.

[cannotemotealie]

It's the principle of the thing.

I'm down with that.

[yeswedo.livejournal.com]

Make me a nice card. Something heartfelt. Bonus if you draw snowmen on it.

Awesome.

[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

Usually girl stuff.

[cannotemotealie]

Don't worry about it too much, it'll probably end soon.

[this-isnotluck.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping so because THIS sucks...I don't know how you guys deal with it.

[cannotemotealie]

One day at a time, girl, one day at a time.